Check Check 1,2,3

Check check. 1,2,3 check. Fuck you, go away!

Whad Up?

I just glanced around the local blogs in the New Orleans area and the Houston area, that's where all my "friends" are. May I just say you continue to bore the hell out of me (and apparently many others since it's always the same drones that talk back and forth. Just going down a list of Jefro's "blog links" show a majority of them are no longer blogging. Good for them!!! Perhaps they died! Good for us!!! Huck is still Obama orgasmic.

One exception is that zoo zoo girl who writes all that good porn stuff that I use to use sometimes for added stimulation. Even her friends seem normal...quite horny in an artful way or at least art is what they use as a cover but her blog makes sense. And of course, wouldn't you know, she draws the most attention! Sex sells...well, at least it use to cost me a fortune until the wonderful Internet was discovered by Al Gore while floating around Antarctica.

I also see where Dorky is getting married. She was so hot for me but I dumped her. She was too old for me. Good luck Dorky and thanks for the naked pictures. (Was it really that big of a deal?)

OK, I made it through 3 paragraphs and no vulgarities. Sweet.

OK, I made it through 4 paragraphs and no vulgarities. Sweet.

OK, I made it through 5 paragraphs and no...................................

I think we see where this is going. Not gonna waste anymore of my fucking time blogging. (That's open ended) Gonna go watch the white man's answer to the NBA.....the Winter Olympics.

My Hurtin' Hornets

Unlike my fellow cum-padres who will blog about fucking anything even if it's just to copy and paste some dumb ass link to to some dumb ass article that no one really cares about, I have refrained from my Pulitzer Prize blogging worthiness because I am not inspired. (Also, dorkie-she never sent me a naked picture of herself).

But now I am inspired. My beloved New Orleans Hornets are in complete disarray. You can go on You-Tube and see the top 10 plays of the Hornets last year and 6 involved my buddy, Tyson Chandler. Tyson is gone. I miss him but that's the NBA. I miss my comps. Not only could I get great seats, I was able to dump off my tickets. Now that was cool. Anyway Tyson, maybe it's best that you're out of this mess. Scott is gone. (Three months too late, a terrible error on management's part.) Chris Paul is pissed because we heard it on the news. David West is happy because he heard it on the news. Locker room drama. Now Paul will be out until at least the 1st of the year with the ankle sprain. Forget what you have heard. AFTER THE FIRST OF THE YEAR!

But here's the deal my moronic fucking fickled sports fans. It is soooooo fucking easy to be Saints fan. Seriously, they struggling against bad teams right now but they are winning and their potential is unlimited. Lots of small nagging injuries on defense most of which will mend soon and a quarterback who has a football IQ of 180....just wish he was a couple of inches taller. But with all that said, they are winners (finally) and everyone is excited. Fuck yeah, me too! But......................

I will be at the Hornets game tonight. Why, because I'm a fan of the team and if we all get disgusted and not support the team, they will leave us. Business is business. We have two rookie guards by the name of Darren Collison and Marcus Thornton. (Thornton is a product of LSU). I have never seen so much potential from 2 rookies on the same team at one time as I have seen from these two.

So cutting to the chase, if you are a fan; be there. If you're not a fan; great time to get some cheap tickets and get to sample the "Hive". It'll be good for the team and good for New Orleans. It also beats sitting behind a computer all night writing about Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean (unless you post a video) or David Vitter.

Who Be a Racist? Chop Chop

OK, so I just learned that the term "ticket scalper" is derived from the old west when fucking Injun savages would raid the railroad ticket offices, kill the ticket person, got into "white face" and over charged cowboys and cowcunts for railroad tickets.

I also just learned that Polish people are stupid because even though in school districts up in Chicago that are primarily Polish, the school system refuse to teach these TadPollocks in the Polish language.

I also just learned that the French never surrender. They just raise their arms so that the stench will knock out their enemy. (Not sure what the white hankie means.)

I also learned that the majority of Mexicans (53%) have never rode in the back of a pickup truck.

I also learned that most male Muslims (50.5%) who are Arabs have never fucked a goat.

I also learned that if you don't like President Barack Obama's health care plan, you are a fucking racist.

Proof There is No God?

Edward Moore "Ted" Kennedy outlived the following:

Mother Theresa
Pope John (whatever fucking number he was)
Linda Lovelace
Farrah Fawcett
Les Paul
Gidget (The Taco Bell Dog, not that eternal virgin slut moron)
Walter Cronkite
Andre The Giant
Billy Mays
Ed McMahon
Vern Gosdin
Bea Arthur
Marilyn Chambers
Louie Bellson (He was a drummer and had Parkinson's disease. Seems perfect to me.)
Miss Goldy, my pet gold fish.

If God exists, he sure took his fucking time dealing with this bum.

Facts Regarding Michael Vick and The Philadelphia Eagles

Michael Vick is almost as hated as I am. Woof fucking woof!

Michael Vick publicly apologizes for what he did to those dogs including electrocuting, torturing and killing dogs for fun. We all know that had he not gotten caught, he was going to quit that very same week anyway and publicly announce what he was doing to them dogs and offer up an apology. Also, Angelina Jolie has taken me up on my offer to sit on my face. I also won the lottery. I am a brain Surgeon. Fuck you Vick.

The Philadelphia Chinese Restaurateurs' Assc. released the following statement:
"We no like him here. He play somewhere else. He need to go away chop chop. We afraid he takes away our most popular dinner, Moo Shu Shih Tzu for customers to eat and we lose very much business. This very bad. Me so horny".

According to Cult and Garden Monthly, the management of the Philadelphia Eagles are working out a deal with the Justice Dept. to give Charles Manson a "second chance" and if they can swing it, Manson will become the Eagles new defensive coordinator. Manson was quoted as saying, if given the job, he will add new weapons for the Eagles defense but refused to say exactly what weapons on advice by counsel.

Philly, you guys really outdid your archenemy, them fucking Dallas Cowboys. I had always pulled for the Eagles to beat the Cowboys but this year....it's "GO COWBOYS!

Dedicated to Spotty. You were my best friend but mom got rid of you because you peed on the floor so much. I still miss you and I suppose I always will. It's hard not knowing where your big brother is.

Comrade Obama's Health Plan Video Leak

OK, if you use MP3 Rocket to "share" music, you know there are TV stations you can get for free. Apparently this was supposed to remain confidential for at least one more week but was leaked anonymously this afternoon at approximately 1:45 EDT on the Federation News Network. According to unnamed sources, the "party" will require every American to watch this video 5 times a day beginning on January 2, 2010.

You can be sure that the fallout from this will thrust Obama's Health Redistribution Plan from the microscope to a telescope.