You see, I suppose I am jealous. I wish I could be as open minded as my fellow bloggers but they are just so much fucking better than me. They are not prejudice nor do they pigeonhole people based on color, heritage, religious beliefs, where they live…………..WAIT A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING MINUTE COCK SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
St. Tammany population is too low, say parish officials
What? They can’ find enough racist
redneck jerks? What a freakin’ world.
My comment to this was:
Holy fucking burning crosses Batman!
They accuse me of being prejudice? Damn, all I said was that all black people vote for Obama and fucking bloggers whooped my ass.
How u get away with saying that GG?
I saw that same sort of "profiling" over at Oyster's on making fun of people who live in St. Bernard Parish. No one jumped on his ass either. In fact, lots of bloggers joined in and had fun.
Well fuck me.
Question: What do they call 3 murders in New Orleans in a 24 hour period?
Answer: Saturday
Ha ha ha ha...ho ho ho ho...hee hee hee hee.
Fuck, that wasn't funny….well, not that funny anyway.
GG COMMENTS:
D-BB,
Most folks know not to piss me off.
They are still looking for the bodies of those who have crossed me in the past. (Damn I miss my gator pond.)
I COMMENT BACK WITH
OK, I take that as a dare…..I will follow up tomorrow!
GG COMMENTS BACK:
Twasn’t a dare Darlin’! But bring it on…
Sometimes a virago likes a challenge. *giggles*
OK OK OK, I know what you thinking. New Orleans kids have one of the lowest test scores in the country. So how can all them kids in those surrounding Parishes be even more ignorant, especially with their high test scores?
Well yo mother fucker, I mean dawg, u need to understand what I’m sayin’ to you all, I said “ignorant”; I didn’t use the word “stupid”. Ignorant people are not “stupid”; they can pass a fucking lame test that stupid kids can't you dumb ass mother fucker.....you know what I'm sayin? They still can be ignorant and racist because ....well fuck, because we say so.
Besides, over 40% of New Orleans is white. Why ain’t their little fucking missed abortion opportunities going to a fucking public school? Huh? Afraid of sharing a class room with some poor black kid? Fuck you. They rather send them to some Catholic School and risk having some priest grab their kids weenies instead of associating with some black child. Holy fucking buckwheat Bat Man!
Anyway, here are the hysterical comments from bloggers responding to Oyster’s contest to come up with a slogan for St. Bernard Parish.
Daniel Z. said...
How about...
"Ok, Ok... we'll let black people live here too"
Howie Luvzus said...
St Bernard--twice as farther than Kenner, but only half the class!
Leigh C. said...
They oughta be able to adapt "christmas in Chalmette", I'd think...
Huck said...
St. Bernard Parish - Where one goes down da road, and up da River, and all without a paddle.
Huck said...
St. Bernard Parish - Where all the women smell strong, all the men are goon looking, and all the children are approaching average.
Adrastos said...
Da Parish: it's a veritable yat bazaar.
oyster said...
*spits out beverage in grand style*
Adrastos said...
Da Parish: noy just for breakfast any more.
I dunno what it means but it's catchy. Dang, I miss Juneya...
D-BB said...
Surprised some of you didn't have second thoughts and trash those comments.
But hey, I guess I am just not that much into trashing people as a group.....except bloggers.
As seen on NOLA BLOGS. Just 2 tablespoons to instill self esteem!
Question: What’s the difference between New Orleans and Baghdad?
Answer: Scroll up and see this post's title
16 comments:
Well, I read few NoLA blogs for this reason....to much snarkiness disguised as good ole fun.
Dos yats down in da parish seem to have pulled themselves up mighty well from Katrina. Orleans parishoners could learn a lesson there.
As for the Northshore - doncha know no one was ever actually born there???? They're all white-flighters from the great city of Orleans.
I can't believe I commented this much. I'll shut up now....come on over and visit my uncontroversial place. ;)
Hey, I still visit. You got too many people reading and commenting on your stuff. That's good tho but your stuff is so good, I don't wanna make a goofy comment anymore.
You know me, horny 24-7 and always wanna joke around but I have to tell you, you have serious talent.
I would give 5 years off of my wife's life to be able to write that good.
I think GG own3d you D-BB
own3d? Swampy. u didn't by chance buy my Drive-By typing course that was recalled because of all my typos.
No woman owned or owns me...well; none except the ones that I know.
Oh D-BB Darlin',
I'm just swamp trash. A true Creole girl.
I call it as I see it.
D-BB,
You were the first commenter on my blog. You are welcome anytime and also your comments. I like horny men. ;) And thanks for the compliments.
GG, never any hard feeling here. Besides, ain't drama great??????
Now, I purposely added all them links to attract attention and none of them slugs have surfaced. Could it be shame????
At least GG has balls....or had balls...or whatever to say something.
ZZ.....Wasn't just kissin' ass...not that I would mind of course....but giving u an honest opinion.
Darlin',
I have ovaries and freakin'balls.
My folks are from Da Parish, others from OP. Not one damn one of them claim the North Shore or JP.
I stay on my side of the Neutral Zone since most Americans don't like those of my kind that created this city. I "know" my place in the current B/S lie we call American Society.
However, I have my First Amendment Rights, and I do exercise them. I really hate hurtful people, and I will smack them each and every day.
Never worry Dear, I think I understand you (scary thought), and I relish it.
Remember the point in Life is to create awareness and stimulate dialogue. (or just piss people off) What else matters?
GG, ain't no way I could have said that better.
Cheers!
There is something to be said for not taking satire too seriously.
But when St. Bernard Parish passes an ordinance restricting new rentals to "family members" (read WHITE PEOPLE), should we not be critical of them?
It is unfortunate that you would assume that my St. Bernard slogan was an implication of all people who live in St. Bernard and not just their elected officials.
"Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat."
Peter Sellers
I'm sure these folks have all got their own versions of snark at our expense as well. The trick is gonna be weeding all "lashon hara" (bad speech) out of everybody's cultures, creeds, and places.
It's an important thing to consider. But it shouldn't mean that you can't disagree with some of the stuff a different person subscribes to. You just gotta watch how you disagree.
OK, got enuff for a post today. Thanks all 'cause I have nothing really to say today.
Hey, D-BB - Does the fact that I have deep family roots in Da Parish give me a pass? Can't a half-Chalmatian like me even make some fun of his own? Oh, where's da justice? Perhaps I'm not PC enough? Now you've got me thinking ... Should I re-evaluate calling my daughter a pipsqueak toodlebird for fear of being a big ol' meanie all for the sake of an endearing chuckle?
Huckster... you told me I was insensitive because I said all the black people in the south would vote for Obama and not Hillary. OK, so I was wrong, it was a miniscule 90%. As I recall, you were appalled. In fact, when I told you I knew the other person involved in that little skirmish was black, then you really got irritated with me for saying that.
Next time I do black satire, I will make sure it isn’t seen by a black person.
As for your ancestry, I am so glad you pulled yourself up and landed in such an advanced civilization. If only we all could be so fortunate.
OK, this should suffice for another post tomorrow.
Yabba dabba fucking doo!
D-BB - I don't recall your saying in a dispassionate and matter-of-fact way: "All the black people in the South would vote for Obama and not Hillary."
I wouldn't have been appalled at that. No, what I think crossed the line was what you actually said, which was: "Look, even if Osama was convicted of slicing his wife's neck and looting hotel rooms in Vegas, he would be a lock for the black vote."
You can't honestly think the two comments are the same in tone, meaning, and implications.
Give & Take Part 2
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