Friday, September 26, 2008

Presidential Endorsement

John McCain lacks fucking common sense. Did he think that cancelling his appearance on Letterman Wednesday just an hour before show time was OK? He said he had to hurry to D.C. to save the country because millionaires were about to lose some money.

OK OK OK, I understand that all of us will be affected by a collapse of financial intuitions on Wall St. I am not as fucking stupid as most people in America. But that's not my point. Fuck, anyone who knows me knows I am brilliant. My point is McCain's “impaired judgment”.

He tells Letterman he can't make it, goes across the street from the Ed Sullivan theatre where Letterman's show originates from and does an interview with CBS Nightly New hostess Catty Couric. Then the stupid ass spends the night in downtown Manhattan and leaves for D.C. the following morning. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Is there something wrong with this “presidential candidate”? What did he think was going to happen? Where is this asshole's judgment?

Then there is the debate tonight in Oxford. He's says he won't show until the economy is fixed. Well shit, I will be fucking graveyard dead by then you fuck head. And exactly what does he think the citizens of this country who are by and large, mentally challenged, think of this? FUCK FUCK FUCK. Again, a question of judgment.

Sara Palin. This bitch says she does have experience in the category of foreign affairs since Alaska borders Canada and Russia is a few miles to her west. What the fuck????????? (Actually she makes a point. My neighbors are assholes and I have experience on a daily basis with these assholes.)

Look, McCain proved to us his impaired judgment when he had a chance to get out of that POW camp in Nam but chose to stay because the other POWS would not be release. Fuck; had it been me, not only would I have gotten my sorry fucking ass out of there, if offered, I would have traded places with my mother, kids, you, etc, to get out of that hell hole.

The choice is inevitable. I must support Obama since this country has again given us a choice of 2 individuals who suck. I have to go with the one who is less sucky. FUCK FUCK FUCK!

So it is with a heavy heart that I endorse Barrack Obama for President of The United States. I will leave my McCain countdown clock on just as a reminder to you that you do not want to be in a position to watch this clock on and after January 20, 2009.

7 comments:

oyster said...

"So it is with a heavy heart that I endorse Barrack Obama for President of The United States."

Awesome. You won't regret this as much as you think you will.

D-BB said...

Well, we'll see. Didn't want a socialistic society but apparently, we are heading in that direction anyway by default (no fucking pun intended). And McCain just may prove to be worse than "W" if that is at all possible.

I just have a bad feeling about this old fart.

dorkie-she said...

Well, I had a bad feeling about you and now I think you're pretty alright.

I lost all hope in McCain when he put Palin on his ticket. She isn't there because of experience- She's there because she has tit's and a clit and most dudes with a 'hot for teacher' complex would bang her.

Just say'n.

swampwoman said...

Its like downing cough syrup - just hold your nose, and pull the lever hunny bunny

GentillyGirl said...

Well, thou hast finally seen the Light.

Welcome to the Fold. *giggles*

Schroeder said...

Kinda ironic, isn't it, that like curved space, extreme right-wing neo-liberal free-market political economics leads to the far left side of the political spectrum. It's actually the definition of fascism.

Only a completely corrupt political system would allow such an eventuality. It's a sign of how far off course the current crop of Republicans in D.C. are -- with few exceptions.

It's important in our system of two-party dominated politics to understand that they do change and adapt to the times, but that waiting for the pendulum to swing back to the center can be an excruciating process.

charlotte said...

And with only 17 fucks....wow.