Erection Day aka Election Day aka Orgasm Day

It's here. Finally the day Obamanites have their orgasm after nearly a year of foreplay.

There's not much to like about Barrack Obama. He has the charm of a snake charmer and baggage that apparently got lost just like the fucking airlines do to me every 2 or 3 months. He is without a doubt a present day Jesus Christ although some would argue a modern day Prophet Mohammad.

The fact is, over the next 4 years, Barrack Obama will become the most hated black man in this country. It won't be by the crackers but by the brothers and sisters. He will be the first president of this country to be addressed by many blacks as "nigger". They won't try to kill him though. Any attempts on taking the life of Obama will be by a white fucking Christian male between the ages of late 20s to early 40s. Jesus I hope I am wrong.

Of course this scenario hinges on exactly how many whites actually walk the fucking walk after talking the fucking talk when casting their votes. This (my) paranoia and lack of faith in people allows me to believe that all them fucking liberals who insulate themselves from blacks by living in predominately white neighborhoods and sending their little fucking annoying monsters to private schools will find it difficult to vote for a person of color.

The nut jobs in Louisina proved that about 5 years ago when they chose Kathleen Blanco, an amazingly stupid cunt over Bobby Jindal for Governor of Louisiana because his parents rode elephants to work in India and provided tech support for Dell Computer.

With this said........here are whom I am voting for in Louisiana:

For President: Barrack Obama I don't care for this guy but John McCain has shown how fucking stupid he is by picking a hot fucking bimbo for a running mate. If elected, McCain will rival George W. Bush for the title of worse president in the history of thus country.

For The U.S. Senate : Mary Landrieu She is possibly the most asexual woman I have ever seen and yes; have met and this is from a guy who has done himself while watching The View (But only when Barbara Walters was on.)

The other races I don't give a shit about but I will say anyone voting for District Attorney for the City of New Orleans, no matter who you vote for, you will vomit within 5 minutes after casting your vote. I would suggest voting against the white guy who trotted out a black guy in his TV political ads. That's fucking insulting to every human being, both white and especially black. The rest of you (other races) don't count because frankly, you all are much smarter than us white and black folks.

OK, I am fucking done.