I Hate People Who Express Hatred

OK OK OK, it's been a while since I posted but I have to get use to having a president that is so different than me, if you know what I mean. But now I have a question and it is directed at the passionately liberal assholes who I blog with and with all due respect, who are so fucking hypocritical that they make a true constitutionist or one of them hairy legged bitches with knotted hair and no makeup who always pop up as a spokesperson for the ACLU want to puke their guts up.

Harry Potter impersonator and possibly a former altar boy and a UNO Card Game enthusiast Jeffrey hates the New Orleans Hornets. He hates them because they had Faith and Family Night at the game last night or at least he apparently used Faith and Family Night to dis our local NBA team. Well slam dunk my ass!

It was a night for all Christians of every faith, creed, color and sexual oralentation to come together and yell at the cock sucking referees to go fuck themselves because of a fowl called on Hornet's point guard Chris Paul or accuse my friend, Hornet's center Chris Chandler of a fucking lane violation. Even my racist (but Christian) cousin Little Bubba, was sitting in section 320 cheering on our team, that is until he was ejected from the arena during a time out in the 2nd quarter for whacking his meat off to them Hornets Honeybees, who are sort of like the Laker Girls but with tattoos that have spelling errors.

Nevertheless, prior to his ejection, even Little Bubba who hates African Americans (the black ones) was able and cheer on the Hornets who are mostly African Americans…that is, the black ones, who are all of them except for some Pollock or something. Perhaps had he cheered a bit less for the Hornets Honeybees, he would have seen our team kick ass on the Portland Trailblazers.

But anyway, here’s the shit and you know I wouldn’t shit you. It is chic to be anti Christian but it is not chic to hate Jews, blacks, Arabs, gays or NPR.

It was Faith and Family Night you dumb fucking douche bag. Not “Christian Night”! True, there was a Christian rock Group there but that was a coincidence. Oh, yeah, we were asked what religion we were as we went through security, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus (or is that Hindi?) Muslims, Atheists, Agnostics, The Confused and Catholics were politely turned away. Big fucking deal! Anyone sporting a Nazi Tattoo received a free crucifix. Don’t get excited, it wasn’t Jesus on the cross, but Obama.

OK, so Faith and Family Night may have a few idiosyncrasies but we won the game so who gives a shit?

Look shit brains, this is the team whose owner, George Shinn has done so much for the community such as spending time and money constructing new homes for Katrina victims, donating money to facilities such as Children’s Hospital and exposing the good side of New Orleans, one of the dumbest and culturally fucked up crime ridden cities in the county but nevertheless, Mr. Shinn has made a large investment in New Orleans. Sure, there are rumors that he tried to get some bimbo to sit on his face back in Charlotte but that was never proven. So what if it was true. Christians, both male and female eat pussy. Besides, who am I to judge Mr. Shinn? If I had a nickel for every time I made that same request, well.... I would be rich I tell you……..RICH RICH RICH….RICH as a pussy licking owner of a fucking NBA team you bunch of dumb mother fucking hate mongrels!

Anyway, why is it so chic to hate Christians? The fact is it really makes one look pretty fucking stupid, sort of like my cousin, Little Bubba. The stupid ass thing about Little Bubba is that he is friends with the African American (who is black) who has the seat right below him in section 320….well they were friends up until last night when Little Bubba shot his load on to the back of the African American’s (who is black) head.

So why would Jeffrey feel such a need to voice such hatred for an organization that has given so much to New Orleans? It ain’t like we have Faith and Family night every night. Who pray tell that walks among us has faith every night and can tolerate their family every night? Fuck, not me for Christ’s sake! Neither does the New Orleans Hornets. Do you have any idea how much it would cost for each Hornet player to fly in all their illigitimate fucking kids in for each fucking game???? Even on their salaries, you talking a shitload of money.

Besides in a few weeks we gonna have Jew Night. All concessions for that night will be doubled in price but haggling is encouraged. Taking the place of overpriced nachos will be very, very, vey overpriced chicken soup.

Than there is Muslim Night. I am personally looking forward to this one. The first 200 fans who show up with a towel on their head will receive a free camel ride courtesy of the Audubon Zoo. I have been assured that additional security will be present for Muslim Night.

There was going to be Gypsy night but no one would show up because the fucking Gypsies would give away the ending. Now that is what “I” hate!

Also failing to make the cut this year was KKK night. Seems like they have a problem with all them African Americans (just the black ones) running up and down the court all night. They also weren’t thrilled with Jew night not to mention they are a bit busy trying to find a more pleasant way of dealing with KKK University drop outs.

Jeffrey, here’s some advice. Quit hating shit. Also, you need to get some sort of life outside of this fucking blog world and get away from all these self proclaimed know it alls. Don’t they sort of annoy you? Hell, you and me…we just like them. Annoying. Nothing wrong with be annoying no matter what my fucking wife, kids, neighbors, mother, father, sisters, aunts, uncles, every fucking one of my in-laws, WWL radio talk show caller screeners, my Hornets season ticket holder seat mates, the New Orleans Province of the Society of Jesus, The little Sisters of the Poor (Yeah, sure, like they ain’t ever seen a penis before, give me a fucking break) among a few others might say.

Jeffrey, look if you want, I can hook you up with a real nice looking girl, black or white, even a Chinese or Korean or Jap; oh hell, them Orientals are all the same, interchangeable so no need to give me a specific request, just say oriental. Keep in mind, the lack of seeping sores will cost more but hell, I will make sure she is not Christian. Am I a good guy or what? So if you interested, give me a shout and just chill out dude, them Christians ain’t gonna hurt you, I swear on the head of the sweet baby Jesus. Halleluiah!!!!!!!!!!