Where There's Smoke, There's Taxes

OK, so I don't smoke. (Look fuck faces, I can't be completely toxic.) But I do have a butt to pick. Not the anal kind, but the kind that is put in the mouth. OK, I need to be clearer. A cigarette butt.

Louisiana House Rep. Karen Carter Peterson said she plans to file legislation that would add $1 in taxes per package of cigarettes. Peterson said the tax on cigars and other tobacco products would jump by 50 percent of their current level.

Well ain't you a fucking cunt. If you would have used tobacco taxes and lawsuit settlements like you said you would (and needed to you fucking filthy liar), I could live with a tax on tobacco. But taxing a minority of the population to benefit the entire population is sort of like what Margaret Thatcher did to us back in the 1700s resulting in people getting so depressed, they had tea parties and between planning and peeing (from drinking so much fucking tea), they overthrew Maggie's government, invaded Great Britain and killed all the dentists.

It gets worse. Louisiana Rep. Robert Billiot says he gonna introduce a bill that would impose an additional 1-percent sales tax on televisions and video game equipment. I'll deal with this cocksucker Monday.