Saturday, April 11, 2009

I Am Jealous

For whatever God forsaken reason, I been playing a lot of the Indigo Girls lately. They are making "being gay" sound real good to me.

I will think it over. OK, done thunk, cannot be gay...can't make that lifestyle choice. Only gays can make those choices. I know dat true because they taught me dat somewhere I think. May have been that priest who they caught sucking on that 12 year old's cock. (Thy shall do as I say, not as I do; moron!)

See, now we all think gays are child molesters. This is furthest from the truth. That's like saying "all Catholic priests" are child molesters. Of course this is a false statement and really puts the minority of priests in a bad light.

Here's what's up if you care to know. Listening to the Indigo Girls makes me feel good. Where have you ever heard two people communicate so explicitly about their relationship with each other; the good, the bad, the ugly but best of all; their genuine love for each other. Their presentation is so honest.

That's all it is. No harm to anyone; just plain honesty.

OK, so you have read this far and you're saying to yourself, "what the fuck???? This can't be the 'D-BB' we all come to learn to detest. What's with all this sensitivity?"

OK, here's my point. Gay people piss me off when they stick it in my face that they are Gay and it is so great. Fuck that. That's like me saying, being heterosexual is great. Fuck. If I could pick, I would be bi-sexual. So much more to choose from. I can hear me now:

"Wow, look at the boobs on the babe."

"Wow, look at the abs on that dude."

"Wow, nice ass."

"Wow, uh; nice ass."

Just be who you are and enjoy life. We really have no need nor anything to prove to each other. When we think we do, it is then when we believe that we are of a sum lesser than those who are different from us.

One more thing. I think I got dissed by someone named Albert Tross or something. He didn't take kindly to my support (by way of a comment) over at young master's Jiffy's blog regarding giving Obama the benefit of a doubt regarding decisions he's having to make. Obama needs our support and if you think that I am wrong; that's your right. I just hope the attack on me was not racially motivated.

2 comments:

Bigezbear said...

Dude, you neglected to mention that being gay is the greatest way to pick up chicks!

D-BB said...

Hey dude...nice abs.

Your comment reminds me of something that happened to me a few years back. Will post it in a couple of days since I am so drained of stuff to say.