Ursty wrote some lame post the other day about who won on American Idol and shit and said that he thought Bill O'Reilly would make a good Supreme Court Justice, replacing that dead black judge, Eldridge Cleaver or whatever his name was. You remember; father of the love child Beaver Cleaver.

I think Ursta was just trying to be funny but he actually touched on a serious issue, an issue of which no one really gives a rat's ass about. That is, the untimely removal of our comfort creatures and how we just sit back and say, who gives a fuck.

One must be careful to dismiss that tiniest change in what big brother wants us to see.

For example, where was Mr. Ursty when Richard Dawson left Family Feud???? That show lost all of its edginess and artistry the day Dawson left. As a side note, you should know that Mr. Dawson is in the Guinness book of world records for holding the record for kissing more black women than any other white man.

If I was a suspicious type, I could make the case that he was shown the door by racist network executives. But I will leave this for the scholars to study and debate over future generations. (There was a poll conducted and............survey said.............he was more loved in Hogan's Heroes but I believe that poll was rigged by someone. HOOOOOOOOOOOGAN!!!!!

Then there is the art school model Hucky who posted about some Mexican woman is being picked for the Supreme Court by President Obama. Besides worrying about unpaid income taxes, we now need to hold our breathe and hope that she didn't cross the border in the trunk of a car. Also, Hucky said he was happy.

Happy? Why? It ain't like she will ever fix a speeding ticket for him. As for human rights? Fuck, I have yet to see a fucking American run off to Syria claiming political persecution in the good old U.S. of A. unless they were some sort of terrorist nut job.

So why does Huck get an erection over this yet is able to maintain total control of his "stiffness" when posing nude for a bunch of 17 year old girls in a collage art class? He's a better man than me.

But none of this brings me to my intended topic. Which is.......

FUCK! I forget. God damn long intro.