Learnt Stuff:
1. I don't give a fuck.
2. The death of a weird "wanna be white person" who messed around with children couldn't even inspire me.
3. Bloggers are so fucking annoying and self indulgent. ("Should I or shouldn't I blog anymore." "I'm thinking about quitting." "I'm taking a break.") Hey assholes!!!!!!!! Just do it; don't say it. That's just a pathetic way of getting attention. Stick your head out the fucking window and just yell out what you want to do. More people will get the fucking message. With any luck, you won't be on a ground floor and fall out the fucking window. (Now that would inspire me.)
4. VISTA is good and dumb numb nuts fucks are just saying shit about it because they like to sound "techie". (Just get a fucking I-Pod and see how user user friendly Apple can be.) Fuck Apple and Steve Jobs and consider a ZUNE.
5. I can go a full week without looking at porn. But I don't.
6. Smash your Vitamin V into a powder. No need to suck it up a fucking bugger riddled nostril either.
7. Never, never, never give your password to a hot girl. (Lollipop, Lollipop my fucking ass!)
8. Inspire me....someone.
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(Please note, 9 and 10 blanks were a result of no inspiration but you knew that because you are a smart ass mother fucker and didn't need me to explain. If you only had a clue as to how predictable and boring your blog is.)
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
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2 comments:
You've missed me then. . . I'm sorry, kitten. Forgive me? ::hugs::
I miss your blog. It was intelligent and demonstrated wonderful imagination. Don't be sorry though. Nothing to forgive.....I just have way to much shit going on in my life right now. However, if you wanna make me feel better, send me a naked picture of yourself. Drive.By.Blogger@gmail.com
I promise, I will not post nor share with anyone, especially my wife. Also, no porno please, just a simple innocent pose. See, I'm a gentleman.
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