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Firewood Sale

2009-10-21T09:57:00.003-05:00

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Who Be a Racist? Chop Chop

2009-09-20T15:43:00.002-05:00

OK, so I just learned that the term "ticket scalper" is derived from the old west when fucking Injun savages would raid the railroad ticket offices, kill the ticket person, got into "white face" and over charged cowboys and cowcunts for railroad tickets.

I also just learned that Polish people are stupid because even though in school districts up in Chicago that are primarily Polish, the school system refuse to teach these TadPollocks in the Polish language.

I also just learned that the French never surrender. They just raise their arms so that the stench will knock out their enemy. (Not sure what the white hankie means.)

I also learned that the majority of Mexicans (53%) have never rode in the back of a pickup truck.

I also learned that most male Muslims (50.5%) who are Arabs have never fucked a goat.

I also learned that if you don't like President Barack Obama's health care plan, you are a fucking racist.

Proof There is No God?

2009-08-26T17:10:00.004-05:00

Edward Moore "Ted" Kennedy outlived the following:

Mother Theresa
Pope John (whatever fucking number he was)
Linda Lovelace
Farrah Fawcett
Les Paul
Gidget (The Taco Bell Dog, not that eternal virgin slut moron)
Walter Cronkite
Andre The Giant
Billy Mays
Ed McMahon
Vern Gosdin
Bea Arthur
Marilyn Chambers
Louie Bellson (He was a drummer and had Parkinson's disease. Seems perfect to me.)
Miss Goldy, my pet gold fish.

If God exists, he sure took his fucking time dealing with this bum.

Facts Regarding Michael Vick and The Philadelphia Eagles

2009-08-15T12:39:00.007-05:00

Michael Vick is almost as hated as I am. Woof fucking woof!

Michael Vick publicly apologizes for what he did to those dogs including electrocuting, torturing and killing dogs for fun. We all know that had he not gotten caught, he was going to quit that very same week anyway and publicly announce what he was doing to them dogs and offer up an apology. Also, Angelina Jolie has taken me up on my offer to sit on my face. I also won the lottery. I am a brain Surgeon. Fuck you Vick.

The Philadelphia Chinese Restaurateurs' Assc. released the following statement:
"We no like him here. He play somewhere else. He need to go away chop chop. We afraid he takes away our most popular dinner, Moo Shu Shih Tzu for customers to eat and we lose very much business. This very bad. Me so horny".

According to Cult and Garden Monthly, the management of the Philadelphia Eagles are working out a deal with the Justice Dept. to give Charles Manson a "second chance" and if they can swing it, Manson will become the Eagles new defensive coordinator. Manson was quoted as saying, if given the job, he will add new weapons for the Eagles defense but refused to say exactly what weapons on advice by counsel.

Philly, you guys really outdid your archenemy, them fucking Dallas Cowboys. I had always pulled for the Eagles to beat the Cowboys but this year....it's "GO COWBOYS!

Dedicated to Spotty. You were my best friend but mom got rid of you because you peed on the floor so much. I still miss you and I suppose I always will. It's hard not knowing where your big brother is.

Comrade Obama's Health Plan Video Leak

2009-08-14T14:42:00.005-05:00

OK, if you use MP3 Rocket to "share" music, you know there are TV stations you can get for free. Apparently this was supposed to remain confidential for at least one more week but was leaked anonymously this afternoon at approximately 1:45 EDT on the Federation News Network. According to unnamed sources, the "party" will require every American to watch this video 5 times a day beginning on January 2, 2010.

You can be sure that the fallout from this will thrust Obama's Health Redistribution Plan from the microscope to a telescope.

U. S. A. - United Socialist of America

2009-08-11T16:18:00.005-05:00

Hello Comrades

This fucking president is now creeping me out. It proves that you are better off with a fucking re-tard than this calculating mother fucking socialist.

We have socialized the banking industry or at the very least, we are on our way to structure these institutions to provide much more information about who we are. Fucking cars are being subsidized on both the front and back end. Is there just one fucking economist who isn’t afraid of being labeled a racist and speak up about this nut’s government “welfare rebate” aka “cash for clunkers” aka “dooms-fucking day” subsidy and how it will make the last auto industry financial catastrophe look like a fucking tea party? Have we all forgotten basic economics 101 or are we supposed to under our new fucking leader?

And you all thought “trickle down economics” was voodoo. Fuck me, then this is fucking Revelations. “Trickle” you dumb fucks, not fucking "Niagara fucking fucked up fucking Falls". (Dorkie….keep count please, that’s how we met, remember?

Oh yeah, and then there’s gonna be fucking electric cars. What a fucking joke. This country’s power grid is older than D.O.S. (Fuck I miss those old D.O.S. games!) Imagine if you will all these people charging their electric cars each night. No way will any power company handle that demand unless we build more fucking power plants and since we are trying to be “green”, then it must be fucking nuclear. That will be expensive. But, no need to worry about that. Fucking Obama is putting millions of gasoline guzzling taxpayer sponsored new fucking cars on the road and destroying good cars that are turned in. Forget about poor people who can’t afford a car. He could give the car to them but we won't. Crush those mother fuckers up you fucking moron.

Now, we all know what’s in the Health Plan, right? Or are those pubicans just trying to scare us. Fucking liberal bloggers say that’s it. It’s scare tactics. OK, so then mother fucker, what is the fucking plan?

Will it provide coverage for meds? Fucking Canada doesn’t. Will it cover me abroad? Canada’s doesn’t. Will my taxes go up. No way. Somebody got to pay 60% to 80% like they do in those other socialistic countries who by the way, send their real sick patients to us, but that won’t happen here. No fucking way.

We have turned loose on this democratic “capitalist” society a terrorist and his name is Barrack fucking Obama and he will do more damage to our society than George re-tard fucking Bush and Osama Ben fuck you in the ass Laden combined. It is apparent that many of our freedoms are in fucking jeopardy and all we care about is that our first black president does well. FUCK FUCK FUCK. He’s our President mother fuckers. Quit pulling for him because he is black.

Like all them “undocumented Americans”….(is that a new p.c. label for illegal fucking immigrants because if it is, I will certainly quit using that term) who were partying in the fucking streets like a bunch of lunatics because some Spanish speaking cunt gets on the fucking supreme court. Who gives a flying fuck if she is Mexican, Puerto Rican or a fucking Eskimo? If you think it matters, them you are the fucking racist you dumb fucks.

Oh my fucking God, I think I’m having a stroke. If I have a stroke and become paralyzed while having a full erection, does it stay that way?

New Orleans Taliban Soccer Club

2009-08-03T10:32:00.004-05:00

My good friend and ex-fantasy lover lippy means well and she really is a nice person no matter what many of NOLA bloggers have said recently. But she has some sort of post up on her blog which by the way is real short for a change and I was able to focus the whole time without drifting off daydreaming that Angelina Jolie was sitting on my face which happens to me a lot more than I think it should. But fuck, I'm not a trained psychiatrist! Anyway, where was I at? Whatever.

Anyway, we should leave these buildings stand, remodel them a bit and move those terrorists fucks from Guantanamo Bay into these facilities. I don't know why President Obama has such a hard-on to move those guys out of Cuba but hey, he's black; I can only question his actions so far until I am hacked down as some sort of racist. Anyway, the feds would then have to pay New Orleans to house these fucks. Those who behave themselves could be released and integrated into the New Orleans population and become productive citizens although I'm a little fearful that our native citizens may be a bad influence on these fucks. So we have a delima.

Tear down those altar boys' ancient chambers of horrors, use these structures to house terrorists or just allow these monuments to stand as we have Auschwitz so that we shall never forget? These are not not easy questions nor is it easy times.

OK, gonna hit the hot tub with a Manhattan Iced Tea.

On a personal note. TC, gonna miss you. Hope I get to see you when you all come in to play the Hornets.

Also, the title of this post makes no fucking sense but I couldn't come up with a good title so I used this one. My second choice was "Angelina Jolie Sits on My Face".

VISTA 64-bit????????????

2009-07-22T16:17:00.003-05:00

What the fuck? Like I ain't got enough shit to deal with in my fucking pathetic life, I now just found out that my Vista with 6 fucking gigs of ram requires a 64-bit system rather than a 32-bit system. I'm sure the is a more sophisticated description but since I'm a fucking re-tard because I was an Orleans Parish High School graduate......not like those fucking big mouth NOLA bloggers who bleed New Orleans and sneak their kids off to fucking private schools or them Catholic Schools where child molesters lurch around every god damn corner but that's better than making friends with some little black kid. I know their type! . Also, most of those big mouth Obama supporters are driving around in fucking Jap cars. Now that makes the UAW happy you bunch of traitors. I'm driving a shitty Ford. It's fucked up and was fucked up from the get go but I supported the UAW.....fuck them Japs. Been to Pearl Harbor? I have. You will cry. I did and I ain't no pussy.

Anyway, back to Bill fucking Gates and Intel and what they are doing to me. I have to download fucking drivers to make my printer work because it does not work with the 64-bit system. When I downloaded the drivers, the fucking printer caught on fire. Seriously.

I had to download a small piece of software requiring me to make 4 fucking commands when it only took one to run my Acoustica Wave Converter or whatever the fuck it's call.

I have to use Firefox because much of my software can't run on Explorer because of Vista but runs fine on Firefox. FUCK ME IN My Frontal USB Port! Fucking MicroSoft develops a fucking platform that requires me to abandoned Microsoft Explorer so that I can get my shit to work. Now what sort of morons are these people. And what about Windows 7? Does anyone truly believe it will come close to outperforming a 5 year old Mac?

So, as for me saying in my last post that Vista ain't as bad as you have heard, I was correct. It is far more worse than I had imagine. You think I'm over reacting. Fuck you! I cannot even get Google Desktop because I have fucking cock sucking Vista 64-bit. As useless as Michael Jackson was, it would have been far better for the world had it been Bill Gates going belly up.

Update: WDBB is in beta with songs available......you will just have to find them by accident at this time becasue I ain't ready and this fucking computer ain't helping matters.

Top 10 Learnt Stuff

2009-07-08T09:30:00.004-05:00

Learnt Stuff:

1. I don't give a fuck.

2. The death of a weird "wanna be white person" who messed around with children couldn't even inspire me.

3. Bloggers are so fucking annoying and self indulgent. ("Should I or shouldn't I blog anymore." "I'm thinking about quitting." "I'm taking a break.") Hey assholes!!!!!!!! Just do it; don't say it. That's just a pathetic way of getting attention. Stick your head out the fucking window and just yell out what you want to do. More people will get the fucking message. With any luck, you won't be on a ground floor and fall out the fucking window. (Now that would inspire me.)

4. VISTA is good and dumb numb nuts fucks are just saying shit about it because they like to sound "techie". (Just get a fucking I-Pod and see how user user friendly Apple can be.) Fuck Apple and Steve Jobs and consider a ZUNE.

5. I can go a full week without looking at porn. But I don't.

6. Smash your Vitamin V into a powder. No need to suck it up a fucking bugger riddled nostril either.

7. Never, never, never give your password to a hot girl. (Lollipop, Lollipop my fucking ass!)

8. Inspire me....someone.

9.

10.

(Please note, 9 and 10 blanks were a result of no inspiration but you knew that because you are a smart ass mother fucker and didn't need me to explain. If you only had a clue as to how predictable and boring your blog is.)

2009-06-26T14:30:00.002-05:00

D-BB is chillin' today. He has way too many things in the fire right now but he wanted to share this with me and I just adore it.

Courtney, the girl who made this video made it for her friend who was very ill but sadly her friend passed away sooner than expected and never got to see it. D-BB thought it was touching and will most likely have a hissy when he finds out that I posted this. Tif:)

WDBB Radio

2009-06-06T13:14:00.006-05:00

COMING SOON - WDBB Radio AKA 9th Ward Jukebox

Bogalusa Bandstand

2009-05-28T13:55:00.008-05:00

There were many spin offs of Dick Clark's American Bandstand where a bunch of dumb ass kids danced to songs Dick got paid to play and promote. In most cases, they were local rip off productions in mostly large metropolitan cities.

One exception was in the small town of Bogalusa, Louisiana. Although Bogalusa is best known in Louisiana for its "smell of death" due to a paper mill, many have forgotten Bogalusa Bandstand, a southern version of American Bandstand that was televised live every Saturday in the early 60s.

Only little white inbreds were allowed in and they always would book black singers and made them move around funny. All the white kids would just sit back, chew tobacco and stare suspiciously (as they were taught at home to do) at the black performer.....better known back then as the "Negro Performer of the Week".

Here's some rare footage I found of "Bogalusa Bandstand".

2009-05-26T14:05:00.008-05:00

Ursty wrote some lame post the other day about who won on American Idol and shit and said that he thought Bill O'Reilly would make a good Supreme Court Justice, replacing that dead black judge, Eldridge Cleaver or whatever his name was. You remember; father of the love child Beaver Cleaver.

I think Ursta was just trying to be funny but he actually touched on a serious issue, an issue of which no one really gives a rat's ass about. That is, the untimely removal of our comfort creatures and how we just sit back and say, who gives a fuck.

One must be careful to dismiss that tiniest change in what big brother wants us to see.

For example, where was Mr. Ursty when Richard Dawson left Family Feud???? That show lost all of its edginess and artistry the day Dawson left. As a side note, you should know that Mr. Dawson is in the Guinness book of world records for holding the record for kissing more black women than any other white man.

If I was a suspicious type, I could make the case that he was shown the door by racist network executives. But I will leave this for the scholars to study and debate over future generations. (There was a poll conducted and............survey said.............he was more loved in Hogan's Heroes but I believe that poll was rigged by someone. HOOOOOOOOOOOGAN!!!!!

Then there is the art school model Hucky who posted about some Mexican woman is being picked for the Supreme Court by President Obama. Besides worrying about unpaid income taxes, we now need to hold our breathe and hope that she didn't cross the border in the trunk of a car. Also, Hucky said he was happy.

Happy? Why? It ain't like she will ever fix a speeding ticket for him. As for human rights? Fuck, I have yet to see a fucking American run off to Syria claiming political persecution in the good old U.S. of A. unless they were some sort of terrorist nut job.

So why does Huck get an erection over this yet is able to maintain total control of his "stiffness" when posing nude for a bunch of 17 year old girls in a collage art class? He's a better man than me.

But none of this brings me to my intended topic. Which is.......

FUCK! I forget. God damn long intro.

New Orleans Hornets Videos

2009-05-07T08:53:00.006-05:00

Well, I changed out my New Orleans Hornet's widget for my New Orleans Saints widget. (See sidebar.) Here's some cool videos that can only be done by a New Orleans' NBA team.

New Orleans Hornets Videos

Note: Afte the first video plays, wait about 10 seconds, then another video will appear....and so on.

Naturally New Orleans

2009-05-04T10:13:00.002-05:00

In spite of the annual belly aching by New Orleans bloggers regarding the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival, it appears the world (in addition to lots of locals) disagree with them. Uh…..well, like that’s new? If you were at Jazz Fest over the last couple of weekends, then you know of what I speak.

For $50.00 a day, you could see international headliners such as Neil Young and Etta James; hot local artists such as Marc Broussard and Anders Osborne or if you just hate tourists and wanted to keep the experience “local”, you could sit all day and listen to various gospel groups in the Gospel Tent or split the time with mesmerizing chants and drums from the various colorful Mardi Gras Indians groups and if you like, jazz it up at the traditional Jazz Tent and get this……. all for the same $50 per day. OK OK OK, so some tourists barge in over at those local venues too. How dare they?

You could even end the day and catch Jon Bon Jovi as you leave the Fairgrounds. Of course, if you're from New Orleans, you may want to wear a disguise since you have left the holy land and entered into a venue of sin.

What truly amazes me is New Orleanians have some of the best offerings to party their asses off but with the exception of Mardi Gras (which is free), they appear to hate and boycott anything with an admission charge while others from around the country and the world flock to our events.

Now ain’t dat just natchurlly New Awlens?

Hornets Fall to Nuggetts by 58

2009-04-28T14:38:00.005-05:00

I was one of the last ones out of the New Orleans Arena last night after our loyal fan base jumped ship at the end of the 3rd quarter of the New Orleans Hornets - Denver Nuggets playoff game. Couldn't have been more than 300 of us left at the final buzzer of the 18,000 plus who were there for the tip off. Can't blame then since it was a horrific game or should I say slaughter?

I suppose it isn't a good thing to write off the Hornets season before they take the court tomorrow night in Denver's Pepsi Center, but what I saw last night was a bunch of tired players who just have nothing else to give. My only criticism is that Coach Scott should have yanked Paul, West, Peja and Chandler off the court when into 3 minutes of the 3rd quarter, we saw that there would be no comeback in this game. Instead, he didn't give them the rest they not only needed but deserved until the beginning of the 4th quarter.

What saddens me is that tomorrow night in Denver will be the last appearance of Tyson Chandler in a Hornets uniform. Will Shaq be wearing Creole Blue next season? Don't know and don't care; at least for the moment.

Me and TC got tight by accident. We were standing next to each other court side in the Hive during warm ups back in October of last year when the Indiana Pacers were in town for a preseason game. I looked over to him and said "Dude, you are flying so fucking under the radar it isn't funny."

He gave me a puzzled look at first but after a brief second or 2, acknowledged with an expression that I could tell it had dawned on him as to what I was saying...then he smiled...thankfully.

Since then, he has taken care of me at a few games and I can always deliver to him a few laughs and get him to call me a crazy white boy. I am going to miss that but with the fucking NBA salary cap that not even a Harvard law graduate could even begin to comprehend, the bell is gonna toll.

For any of you in New Orleans who have yet to experience the fun and excitement of your team, the New Orleans Hornets, I would suggest to drag your sorry asses over to the arena next year and join in the fun. It'll be good for you and it will be good for our team.

Meanwhile, I have to target another player to kiss up to? UGH!!!!!

(Notice how calm I am? You too can enjoy better living with lexapro and vicodin chased by 2 shots of Smirnoff Vodka Twist Apple 70.)

You Heard It First Here Morons

2009-04-25T09:46:00.011-05:00

For those of you who snub me and for those of you have no faith in me (mom, dad, aunt fuck face, uncle dip shit; among others) scientist are finally confirming what I posted here nearly 2 years ago about fat fucks.

With that, I'm off to the Hornets playoff game (I get a free T-shirt and a free Hornet Voodoo doll....but how about just a win guys) and then I will end my day chilling at Jazz Fest.

L

2009-04-13T10:09:00.005-05:00

My previous post dealt with my jealousy of the Indigo Girls’ (Amy & Emily) relationship. They seem to have it so together and they present themselves as “naturally” gay. I considered becoming gay but I didn’t think I had the balls to make such a change. Besides, it ain’t like them gay folks don’t have enough to worry about.

Big EZ commented that I neglected to mention that being gay is the greatest way to pick up chicks.

Hey, that street goes both ways. (Oh shit, I wonder what Sigmund Freud would have to say about that statement????)

I once had a friend who was a butch lesbian. She is hopefully still breathing and living the good life in the New Orleans French Quarter earning a living as a social worker…MSW and BCSW. (I wish I had letters after my name).

Me and her hanged out a lot. She was not really fond of heterosexuals and never being in her shoes (no less her panties for sure), I didn’t care back then and I really don’t care today. It ain’t like she was tying us hetros to fences and killing us or trying to stop us from getting married and shit. She was my friend and I; her’s.

One day over at the old Luigi’s Pizza on Elysian Fields (gone and evidently forgotten according to Google and yeah, I go back that far), she just popped out and said “Dude, if you were a girl, I could really go for you”.

My response…..”If I was a girl I wouldn’t be sitting here eating pizza with you. I would be home naked playing with all my stuff in front of a mirror.” She laughed, hugged me and kissed me. (I wonder if I had a chance at that point to get her naked.)

Under that rough exterior and those hairy legs, their really was a hot chick. You know, as I think about it, she was hot just the way she was…..at least to me. Hope all is well L.

I Am Jealous

2009-04-11T12:42:00.009-05:00

For whatever God forsaken reason, I been playing a lot of the Indigo Girls lately. They are making "being gay" sound real good to me.

I will think it over. OK, done thunk, cannot be gay...can't make that lifestyle choice. Only gays can make those choices. I know dat true because they taught me dat somewhere I think. May have been that priest who they caught sucking on that 12 year old's cock. (Thy shall do as I say, not as I do; moron!)

See, now we all think gays are child molesters. This is furthest from the truth. That's like saying "all Catholic priests" are child molesters. Of course this is a false statement and really puts the minority of priests in a bad light.

Here's what's up if you care to know. Listening to the Indigo Girls makes me feel good. Where have you ever heard two people communicate so explicitly about their relationship with each other; the good, the bad, the ugly but best of all; their genuine love for each other. Their presentation is so honest.

That's all it is. No harm to anyone; just plain honesty.

OK, so you have read this far and you're saying to yourself, "what the fuck???? This can't be the 'D-BB' we all come to learn to detest. What's with all this sensitivity?"

OK, here's my point. Gay people piss me off when they stick it in my face that they are Gay and it is so great. Fuck that. That's like me saying, being heterosexual is great. Fuck. If I could pick, I would be bi-sexual. So much more to choose from. I can hear me now:

"Wow, look at the boobs on the babe."

"Wow, look at the abs on that dude."

"Wow, nice ass."

"Wow, uh; nice ass."

Just be who you are and enjoy life. We really have no need nor anything to prove to each other. When we think we do, it is then when we believe that we are of a sum lesser than those who are different from us.

One more thing. I think I got dissed by someone named Albert Tross or something. He didn't take kindly to my support (by way of a comment) over at young master's Jiffy's blog regarding giving Obama the benefit of a doubt regarding decisions he's having to make. Obama needs our support and if you think that I am wrong; that's your right. I just hope the attack on me was not racially motivated.

D-BB Kills Tax Bill

2009-03-31T11:54:00.016-05:00

I met with Louisiana State Representative Robert Billiot from Waggaman LA. over some early smallish but tasty crawfish a few days ago and we discussed his Fat Tax proposal that would tax TVs, video games and hot air balloon riding.

After a 4 hour meeting, I was able to persuade Bob to withdraw his bill. The clincher was when I showed him my award winning post that I published last year about Fat People.

Where There's Smoke, There's Taxes

2009-03-25T14:58:00.005-05:00

OK, so I don't smoke. (Look fuck faces, I can't be completely toxic.) But I do have a butt to pick. Not the anal kind, but the kind that is put in the mouth. OK, I need to be clearer. A cigarette butt.

Louisiana House Rep. Karen Carter Peterson said she plans to file legislation that would add $1 in taxes per package of cigarettes. Peterson said the tax on cigars and other tobacco products would jump by 50 percent of their current level.

Well ain't you a fucking cunt. If you would have used tobacco taxes and lawsuit settlements like you said you would (and needed to you fucking filthy liar), I could live with a tax on tobacco. But taxing a minority of the population to benefit the entire population is sort of like what Margaret Thatcher did to us back in the 1700s resulting in people getting so depressed, they had tea parties and between planning and peeing (from drinking so much fucking tea), they overthrew Maggie's government, invaded Great Britain and killed all the dentists.

It gets worse. Louisiana Rep. Robert Billiot says he gonna introduce a bill that would impose an additional 1-percent sales tax on televisions and video game equipment. I'll deal with this cocksucker Monday.

People Without Dicks In The Huddle Part 2

2009-03-20T10:20:00.003-05:00

Calls for an End-around. He's as nutty as the fans....must be the water.

People Without Dicks In The Huddle have now joined those fuck heads ,refusing to allow me to post comments on their site.

All I said on those cunts' blog was something along the lines of that the signing of free agent safety Darren Sharper will end his illustrious career since the Saints' defensive line's pass rush allows about 20 seconds for a receiver to get open. No curse words, no insults just an honest observation of a team with a coach who should now know, never try 4th and 1 while passing up 3 points making us look like fucking idiots. Hey coach, remember? We da Saints monkey brains.

Those snotty bitches over in the menopausal huddle just want to hear what they want and if you don't agree, they censor you on their little "dream on" blog. Fuck you.

By the way, how does Saints' head coach Sean Payton run out the clock when we have a lead? (Scroll up to the first line.)

People Without Dicks In The Huddle

2009-03-15T10:39:00.011-05:00

They call themselves “Chicks in the Huddle”. Their blog proves that menopause is the most neglected condition affecting mankind.

Menopause has been used as an excuse to commit vicious crimes such as that bitch that ran her husband over in Texas with a car that “he” bought, that bitch who put a hit out on her husband that owns car dealerships in Louisiana…(that may have been because of his singing in which case, I agree, she should have had him bumped off) and of course, Eve who got us all fucked up by fucking over God when she forced Adam to eat that fucking apple. If he didn't take a bite, she threatened him with, and I quote from some chapter and verse: "No more pussy for you buster".

Anyway, there’s a bunch of cunts that support banning my opinions. They even threatened me. Call me a spammer too. Me, an award winning blogger. What a bunch of selfish pieces of shit.

Yes, I am “name” calling but they and their slime ball friends started that. I could be man enough not to stoop to their level but I have that “stooping” gene (not to be confused with “Stooping Jean”, the contortionist over at NICE (New Improved Cleaner Escorts).

I can only hope these football sluts meet the same outcum as did Eve when, after fucking up the Garden of Eden, got eaten up by a Dinosaur as stated in the new, improved bible which just by coincidence, I am selling on eBay or can be purchased here for $19.95 (plus shipping, handling and VAT).

Fact: In February 2007 or 2008, the Journal of The American Medical Association published an article that doctors in Great Britain documented that women outlive men by nearly 7 years because us guys just can’t take it anymore and just give up on the life-force.

FUCK YOU or............

2009-03-12T14:29:00.009-05:00

You are banned from Canal Street Chronicles
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

OK, so there I am yesterday reading nonsense about the New Orleans Saints in fucking March on something called the Canal Street Kronicals where if you say something they don't like, they expel you. I lasted less than 24 hours with those brainless fuck heads.

They however can call me a terrorist, an anti Saint fan...(FUCK!!! I have season tickets even before we had a black QB mother fucker) and called me an old man with balls hanging to the ground.....God forbid I live that long....and they made false allegations of what I'd posted and where and how I posted it.

Of course they will deny what I am saying. Fortunately, and thanks to that fucking nit wit Donny over at the dormant Katrinacrat who would alsways censor me, I've learned to copy whatever I say, especially when I am dealing with censoring neo-Nazi morons who wouldn't know the truth it it fucked them in their fucking assholes

I mean fuck, it took the Saints 20 motherfucking years to achieve.........drum roll please............BOOOOOOM, a Superbowl win????? Nope. A Superbowl defeat???? Nope. A conference championship???? Nope. A conference defeat???? Nope. A playoff win????? Nope. A playoff defeat???? Nope.

Survey sayyyyyyyyyyys......................A cock sucking winning season. Two mother fucking decades without a winning season.

These morons over on that Nazi site are laughing at Detroit, Chicago and Pittsburgh. Just a bit of info on the Lions, they won NFL Championships in 1935, 1952, 1953, 1957; the NFL Western Division Championships in 1935, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1957; the NFC Central Division Championships in 1983, 1991, 1993 and an all time record of 485-542-32 or .473. Yep, they suck.

But check out our Saints. The Saints have an all time record of 261-375-5 or .407 and 3 division conference championship, the NFC West in 1991 and 2000 and the NFC South in 2006. But what the fuck? I still go. I'm just a realist and for that I get banned and called names like terrorist and liar and monkey breath heathen?????

Obviously, the Saints are not as good as the Lions historically, and that was all I was trying to say........like chill on the Saints and get behind the New Orleans Hornets.

The funny thing is, they called me the names, they used the bad language and I am the one who gets the boot. Now dat am funny.

OK, so I did have a little fun with these numb nuts. While there I also presented the fact that an average of 50 people die of cardiac arrests or something each weekend at an NFL game. Some duecebag named Saintsational commented: 50 people die per week WHILE ATTENDING an NFL game? This doesn’t sound right.

OK you got me, it's only 47. (I bet Saintsational is a "she" and "she" is "blond".)

Anyway, I have the entire thread that I thought about posting but my gut is these are basically nice people so why expose their retarded side. Am I nice or what???????????

Private to Saintsational: Prior to John Mecom owning the NFL New Orleans Saints franchise, Larry Fine, famed confident to John F. Kennedy and Ambassador to Canada in the 50s was the majority share holder. Also, if you hot, send me an email.

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Is it me or is Rush Limbowel's head getting bigger and if so, how can his brain take on such a massive task. I think this means either he dies of stupidity like the dinosaurs did as the Catholic nuns taught me in catechism or a meteor is gonna hit us and destroy the fucking world like the evolutionists teach us.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I guess I need to pick.

Hail Mary full of grace The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, (especially the hot ones), and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb....yadda yadda yadda.